Everybody's a Critic These Days!
An Internet Movie Critic that is!
Especially me, "Brother Kneumsi!"
  1. Click here for my review of X-Men (2000)! (Use your "Back" Button to return, man!)
  2. Click here for my review of the very unoriginal Planet Of The Apes (2001)! (You should really use that "Back" Button to return, man!)
  3. Click here for my review of Celebrity (1998)! (Hey, Use that "Back" Button to return! This means YOU, man!)
  4. Click here for my mouth watering review of THE ORIGINAL Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)! (You know how to use that "Back" button by now, right, man?)
  5. Click here for the ultimate (or at least fairly salty) review of the televison phenomenon Farscape (1999 - 2003)! (Sit a spell, take your shoes off... Back-Man!)

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What does this really mean?
All definitions can be blamed on Merriam-Webster
In·ter·net ('in-t&r-"net)
an electronic communications network that connects computer networks and organizational computer facilities around the world
mov·ie ('mü-vE)
a representation (as of a story) by means of motion pictures
crit·ic ('kri-tik)
one who engages often professionally in the analysis, evaluation, or appreciation of works of art or artistic performances

Really Deep Thoughts
  1. Resons why to become an Internet Movie Critic...
  2. Reasons why NOT to become an Internet Movie Critic...
  3. Either way you choose to go, you have some stiff competition like...

Even Deeper Thoughts
To sum this all up for you!

Either way you decide to go, I wish you good luck!
But if you decide to become an "IMC" be sure you email me your URL!
(I like to keep track of the monsters I help create!)

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